Beyond sociologist and sociopath, I am also a mutant prophet. I foresee things, I have visions, I possess gift the precognition, I can read minds, teleport myself, I can me be invisible and travel through time.

However, in my adventures through the time-space, I had one horrible revelation. The world will be destroyed. As I couldn’t conform myself to this, I’ve searched how would be the signals that could indicate that the Apocalypse is arriving.

After a lot of research and time, I have discovered the signs and I will go share with you what are the terrible signals that will indicate the Armagedom. Who knows then we will be able to prevent what may be happen.

- first signal: George W. Bush will gain the Prize Nobel of the Peace;

- second signal: it will be proven that the use of crack prevents illnesses as diabetes, cancer and AIDS;

- third signal: Paris Hilton will be elect president of the United States;

- four signal: China will be the biggest democracy of the world;

- fifth signal: Hugo Chávez will be General Secretary of the UN;

- sixth signal: American illegal immigrants will invade Mexico;

- seventh signal: the Catholic Church will accept the marriage between the homosexuals;

- eighth signal: Robert Mugabe will leave the power in 2032 spontaneously.

Anyway, these are the most important signals that the world will be destroyed. We must already prepare ourselves to avoid these catastrophes. Cause if we don’t, we will face a terrible future. I’ve seen what will happen: the oceans will be trtansform into gellow, human beings will be enslaved by turtles and the worst, we will forced to listen Britney Spears for all eternity!

Is this the future that we want?