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The secret of happiness: diarrhea
Celso Camargo , Campinas: Aug 9 2008
Made Popular Aug 9 2008

The secret of happiness: diarrhea

Our bodies are our temples, and hence we must take care of them well. However, the caring must happen in precise way and requires profound spiritual training.

We must clean our bodies from impurities that we absorb everyday. Everything we eat, the air we breathe and the water we drink are all noxious and carry negative energy.

The secret of happiness: diarrhea

Nevertheless, we should do not forget that there are other sources of impurities: the spiritual ones. Bad thoughts such as jealousy, depression, anger, hatred, indifference and more make us get charged with a whole lot of negative energy.

And what would be the way to remove such physical and spiritual impurities? Diarrhea is the answer. Through diarrhea, we can get rid of all our nightmares, of all the bad thoughts, drawing from our intestines and colons all thoughts that hinder our lives.

You may have noticed that after you defecate well, you feel lighter, happier, and less disturbed. And this is my philosophy for life: make crap all the time. Turn your toilet into your temple. Because only then will you reach the Paradise.

The secret of happiness: diarrhea

PS: This article was thanks to Jaiyant Cavale.

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Jaiyant Cavale
Bangalore, India
Oh my god!!! Again a thanks to me! All I did was choose the last pic! Celso not fair! You know what.. I interpret this article in different terms. All the crap that happens must be purged out.. Which can mean, we can purge out unwanted relationships, ideas, dogma, false beliefs etc which are just as bad as the unmentionable which has been mentioned explicitly in your article.. The purging of course happens mentally...
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Are you sure that the purging is mentally?
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Jaiyant Cavale
Bangalore, India
Uh... Well, now I’m having my doubts.. Lol
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Jayashree
bangalore, India
Seriously? So you’re saying that to be happy and to transcend spiritually, I should just take a bog?!

It never worked out that way for me. Freud certainly wasn’t thinking of me when he spoke of the anal stage (and I’m not gonna reveal which stage he did write for me). I can’t remember a time when defecating or holding back gave me pleasure! LOL!

And why diarrhoea?! Isn’t too much of anything a bad thing? And too much of a good thing, in this case, is the worst thing. I want to go out and see the world without having to wear a diaper!

PS: celso, you and Jaiyant make a great team. Don’t stop with the joint articles, you two!
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Jaiyant Cavale
Bangalore, India
Hey I think what he means is a metaphor for all the crap that happens in life.. I interpret the article that way.. Definitely the state of affairs in the world is sh**ty to say the least.. And the only way to do so is to purge.. But we can’t purge out terrorism, imperialism, poverty, squalor, disease.. so on and so forth.
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Jayashree
bangalore, India
Oh jeez.. ain’t I allowed to have a laugh even once?
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Me and Jaiyant will dominated the world with our madness!
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Jayashree
bangalore, India
Lol! I sure hope so. The world desperately needs more mad people like you and him.
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Celso,
You have totally let yourself loose today!! Diarrhea of another kind?
All constipated people will surely support you that diarrhea is the cure!!
Anyways our chaotic globalised world makes sure that you reach the state of limiting yourself to just pampering and cleansing self!!
:)
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With all that crap that is happening in the world, only diarrhea can save us!
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Yes, I agree, things are no longer digestable...
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Again Celso I am almost there, just that it doesn’t happen all the time.
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