The search for success and happiness is something common to most of us. Books of self-help, spiritual guides, mystical rituals, belief in supernatural things (among many other types of activities supposedly spiritual) are part of an endless search for something that gives some sense to people’s lives.

Thinking about it, I’ve created a doctrine that, if followed correctly, can bring all the material benefits and spiritual potential. In some cases, you may even become immortal.

First Step: Become a sociopath. Get rid of any sense of guilt.

Second Step: Free yourself from your family. Freud was the first to demonstrate that our traumas begin to emerge in childhood because of the actions of our parents. Therefore, eliminating them means killing the evil at its roots. It will be the end of the Oedipus complex. The end of emotional blackmail. And the beginning of the end of your weaknesses.

Third step: Do not trust anyone. Thomas Hobbes stated that “man is a wolf to man” and that is the absolute truth that there is. Trust in others is a sign of weakness. Be a dissimulate, false, liar, ambitious and machiavellian. Because if you do not act that way, someone will make you fool.

Step two: Do not follow any social convention. Create your own rules, do what you want without having to import with the others. The others are just obstacles that must be overcome. People were made to be used and then discarded.

Step three: When full moon, sacrifice virgin. This will ensure you to live forever. But be sure that the girl is really a virgin, otherwise you may transform yourself into Michael Jackson.

Step four: Never never feel any kind of remorse, live only for yourself. Being selfish and egocentric is the key to success!

Well, these are just my advices. The ultimate goal of being successful is to make others feel jealous of you. If you want to be successful, just follow these steps to have a life full of glory and success.

PS: This article was written with the collaboration of Jaiyant Cavale.