Wow. Number nine really made me think. And I actually had number one thrown at me just a few days ago.

Do you think this article is God’s way of giving me another sign?!

HUAUHAUHAUHAHUAUHAHUAHUAHUA! Yeah...God! All 300!

In that case, it was nice knowing ya!

Hey, after you die, send me an email from wherever you are!

For sure! I’ll even send you a pic of me and Lucifer. He and I go long way back..

Hi Celso!! Hope you’re well.

Hey! Does Instablogs exist in the afterlife? (Euhhhh....IS there an afterlife........?) And, if there IS an afterlife, d’you think we would be able to commit suicide THERE as well? (Ah yes my friend, all these questions of primordial existential importance must be answered...) Oh, and last question; can you get pizza to go up (or down) there?

Michael

Of course it does, but only for a select few. And if you commit suicide there you’re sent back to eart, so I’d advice you not to try. And sorry, our pizza service is down, but perhaps you would like nachos?

HUAHUAUHAUHAHUAHUAHUAHUAUHAHUA! Suicide after life sound awesome! And God (all 300( told me there is a Pizza Hut on heaven (damn Americans, even Heaven was taken!).

Nachos in Heaven? That’s why there are thunders then!

I just love nachos!!! And Pizza Hut!!! Guys, this suicide idea is becoming more attractive by the minute!!!!!!

The question is: does heaven accept my new credit card, Diablocard?

Go ahead, Michael. Just don’t mention our names in your suicide note.

No. Diabolo cards are not valid in heaven. I would advise you to get a Heaven’s Reward Visa card....

Ok, I guess that means that I have to stop sinning like a crazy!

(”HRV” card for the initiated..)

Nah. Heaven doesn’t check your previous bank credentials....this is a useful loophole to know about.

Hey, congratulations! Nice badge!

Heaven will not be able to check bank credentials after this crisis!