Comments - Latest Popular Stories, Instablogs Community by Celsoldc

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hahahaha! This one’s good! Penis size is indeed a premium among you men, isn’t it? They say that it’s women who are adamant about penis size. But it’s actually men who think that women think it’s absolutely necessary.

BTW, I’ve been receiving the same spam emails selling me all sorts of things to enlarge my penis!

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

LOL! Well, if you’re needing a penis enlargement, join the club!

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hehe... These guys are creative, huh. They get past all spam guards, anti-spy, and whatever spam block artillery we have! :):)

They even come with different article headings that, of course, have nothing to do with penis enlargement. Just this afternoon, I got one about movie downloads. Wiser this time, I already knew that it’s about penises again. Sure enough, there’s this picture of a penis! :);)

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

And you are right, men are always talking about their penis, even if they do not know.

I find it funny when I see two guys ”comparing” their phones or cars, because at least here in Brazil, are unconsciously comparing the size of their penis. I can not make statements about other cultures on this, but I think this is true in many places in the world.

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Well, penis size is really a badge of whatever for men, isn’t it? It’s the phallic symbol of conquest and domination. It’s a gender thing, actually.

Women aren’t really not that much into this importance thing. Oh, well, I might be speaking only for some. Other women are of course welcome here to step up and refute my claim. :):)

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hehe..You know what’s funny, Celso? Here you are writing about gender (which is what I generally write about) and here I am finishing an article about police brutality (which is what you’ve been writing about). Hehe.. It’s a happy world of writers here at Instablogs! :):)

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Indeed! To be honest, sometimes I am a little apprehensive at the time of publishing texts here because my sense of humor is kind of twisted and at the time of translation (Portuguese-English) I may use inappropriate words.

Nevertheless, it’s always fun writing about other topics.

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Write and write as much as you like, about whatever you want us to glimpse from your mind! We’ll take the responsibility of understanding it. :)

Aneez

Aneez — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Accepted that this spam machinery is very advanced and it can squeeze past any block or anti-spam system. But, as a member of the same league as both of you (impotent millionaires!) I have the last laugh whenever I get a glimpse of their desperate attempts, very much evident in the terms used by them;

pen1s, copulation organ, pen 1s, peenis, vigara, via gar, and so on...

Remember that game ”What’s The Good Word?”?

Aah, I feel so pampered sometimes but sigh, I know the eternal truth,

”My penis will always remain small, and my millions will always lie wasted in a bank locker in a remote corner of a Carribean Island!!”

Taylor Flatt

Taylor Flatt — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

”My penis will always remain small, and my millions will always lie wasted in a bank locker in a remote corner of a Carribean Island!!”

My god..lol. I have honestly NEVER seen the word ’penis’ said as many times as it has been said in this post. Haha too funny but yet so true.

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

That’s nice, Aneez! Now that you are a member of this league, Make a shirt with this quote from Robbin Williams:”God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.”

Aneez

Aneez — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Hey Celso, why bother Robin Williams? Let him rest in peace. I mean is he still alive??

Anyway, here’s a quote from my side, which happens to be an original product of my brain factory (of course, manufactured under a flaccid ’P’ condition!)

”Give me my daily dose of junk mail, but be sure to arrange them in proper order; ’millions’ may trail the ’penis’, but those hot-girls should always be on the top!”

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

LOL!!!! That was very good! Can you believed that took 5 minutes to understand the joke?

Taylor Flatt

Taylor Flatt — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Trust me, Aneez is full of them. He words things just right so you will get them eventually. Such intelligent remarks are always noted by the inferior. I hate Aneez’s comments, they are so much better than mine. -.-