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Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Oh my god!! This article is so cool! And no Celso wrote it all!! I found the ’Guru’ pic though.. The rest of the awesome article is his!

Celso, you are too nice man.. Well I’m already a sociopath and I dont trust anyone. I don’t follow conventions either, I guess. I must follow the rest of your advices.. I’m sure if you said so, I would definitely be happy :)

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

That’s the spirit! Let’s go crazy! Let’s make us own our gods and act freely!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

We don’t need to go crazy man.. We already are. I’m sure the one who has commented below is big time delirious.. he he.. And she won’t be offended.

Yep.. Act free and don’t care about anyone.. That’s the spirit isn’t it?

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

And do not forget the sacrifice virgins!

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Jaiyant Cavalho, I am so offended! And just to prove to everyone here that I am not delirious, I shall hunt you down with my best buddy, Harry Potter (who happens to live in a banyan tree), and practice my right to kill.

No remorse..

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Who do I start with? Which virgin?

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

This is not how you can kill him, he is a vampire.

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Cavalho? How did you manage that? Snooping around eh?

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Jaiyant, how about Paris Hilton?

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I tried the stake and silver bullet therapy on him already. I tried sunlight too, but he didn’t even tan. Any suggestions?

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I shall not reveal my souces, I am not a sociopath yet. Oh what the heck, it was Mary!

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Celso, this is hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing, my tummy’s hurting from trying to stop myself from laughing out loud like a mad woman and rolling on the floor. I think reading this post has helped me fly by the first step, zoom past, more like.

But the funniest part of all was the PS!

Btw, Jaiyant, no need to be so modest..

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

We will dominate the world through selfish actions! Follow my footsteps and you will be an immortal!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Yep we are all following your footsteps.. Man! Don’t I love anarchy!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Jayashree... I ain’t being modest. I dunno what that means.

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

HAHA! HIHI! Can I add another step? Ok, then, I’ll keep my mouth shut and keyboard unplugged. LOLZ!

I particularly like the ’end of emotional blackmail thing.’

Welcome to your new career: sociopath guru!

LOL

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The only sociopath guru who is fan of Madonna!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

And Village Life? Hee Hee

Manish

Manish — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

LOL ...Hey Celso, I believe in you completely! I am convinced you are the true and only spiritual Guru one needs in todays world... thou not sure about the ”sacrifice virgin” part, but I completely endorse everything else... long long ago someone said something similar and became known as the ’Enlightened one’ ...

And Jaiyant I was not aware of even you had such a spiritual side ;)

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I’m very spiritual. Next time I go home, i’ll make sure I’ll visit Bombay to bless you all

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I am bringing the truth to light! We will form a league of sociopaths to dominate the world!

Shahwar.K

Shahwar.K — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I am inspired.

I am influenced.

I have found the direction to my life.

I have realised the purpose of my being.

I have attained salvation.

and yes...,

I forgot!

I have just gone mad!

BECAUSE...!

I have just read the post!

p.s.- just out of curiosity,

does the guru who preaches the above commandments,practice it as well???

Oh, i must be out of my mind!

ofcourse he is a practising preacher, or else what would account for the halo around his head???

ha ha ha ...!

i have really gone mad!

at last!

Jaiyant Cavale

Jaiyant Cavale — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I’m happy for you. Join the MAD club.

Shahwar.K

Shahwar.K — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I am humbled!

I am honoured...beyond all probabilities!

I thank almighty...

I cannot believe.

I am complete.

ya ya ...

I have gone mad!

Shahwar.K

Shahwar.K — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I am humbled!

I am honoured...beyond all probabilities!

I thank almighty...

I cannot believe it.

I am complete.

ya ya ...

I have gone mad!

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Madness is the path to success!

Shahwar.K

Shahwar.K — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

@ mr.celso.

Oh YES!

I could agree with you no less.

The ”mad” rules.

Its true.

Or else how will you explain the presence of our political leaders.

They must have read your post, even before you might have conceived it!

You sure have shown the way to all lost in darkness!

HAIL THE GURU!!!

Leena

Leena — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

So that’s what ultimate happiness is all about? HAHAHAHA!!! Wonder why nobody thought about this before ? Were all our spiritual guru’s fools to think the other way round? HEHEHE....

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

My path is the true! Only those who follow it will become a supreme being!

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Btw Celso, what will happen if I sacrifice a male virgin? Will I turn into Queen Latifa?

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Worse! You turn up at Liza Minelli!

Jayashree

Jayashree — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Ugh! No thanks! I think I’ll sacrifice my dog instead

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

LOLZZZ YOU ALL!

This is the effect of indigestion from too much of the spiritual ek-ek. Hah! I’m glad I said that.

No remorse.

Grace Calderon

Grace Calderon — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Arrggh! I can’t catch up with commenting. Instablogs, on my end, is doing a slow-mo!

No remorse.

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Try to kill a virgin, who knows this make things better?

Abhishek Asthana

Abhishek Asthana — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Celso, I am almost there...it’s just that I have not yet been able to eliminate my family as yet. :)

There is a smiley there, but I am damn serious, just as I know you were when you wrote this master piece. And, btw, does the guru has any tips on a way to get through the second step. In my case I have bypassed it. :)

Madhuri Katti

Madhuri Katti — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Celso ,and Jaiyant

I almost browsed past this post. One should never go by the titles!

Great prescription!! I think you’ll do a great job as spiritual guru as well.

OOps sorry the word should be Spiritual Sociopath Gurus...

:)lol

Sasmita

Sasmita — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

I don’t know what is supreme happiness. When I feel happy, its happiness. You guys are very smart, Celso you are the true Spiritual Sociopath Guru. But I am not agree with all of your views. How can one find happiness by breaking all attachtments from the family members? And yes, success doesn’t mean supreme happiness.

Celso Camargo

Celso Camargo — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000

”success doesn’t mean supreme happiness.” This is valid only when you are not a sociopath! Join us, transform yourself into a force of nature! Lets dominate the world!